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Flight Attendant Dress Size Controversy

Jynx

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I got hit on by one returning from CORTRAMID a few years back. But she was 35 or so and a plus size.

Aw, who am I kidding. I'd still hit it.

Important Question:
Do you get more points for pulling the FA while she's working than you lose for hitting a plus sizer sober?
 

HornyU2

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Unfortunately, my time flying for Delta has been like the first time I went to my college girlfriends sorority house, expecting to see pillow fights in panties and girls brushing each-other's hair in bath towels - or maybe just plain sucking face. Let's just say I wish she never would have taken me. It was a dream killer, like learning Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were not real. And so it has been with the flight attendants: total wet blanket. Remember what started this thread. It wasn't just one or two of them that complained about needing a size bigger than 18 in the red dress - and it's no joke when we refer to Atlanta's international concourse as the attack of the killer tomatoes (imagine a hundred or so of those red dresses stomping around.)

Sadly, bragging about banging a flight attendant is soon to be like bragging about owning a sweet-ass waterbed. People just don't look at them the same anymore.
 

Picaroon

Helos
pilot
Unfortunately, my time flying for Delta has been like the first time I went to my college girlfriends sorority house, expecting to see pillow fights in panties and girls brushing each-other's hair in bath towels - or maybe just plain sucking face. Let's just say I wish she never would have taken me. It was a dream killer, like learning Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were not real.
Sounds to me like your girlfriend's sorority was just a little below par :)
 

HornyU2

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I am always impressed with the oriental's I see.

Good point. I'm definitely talking only about FA's from the USA. International is apples to oranges. You nail a KLM, Virgin Atlantic, Cathay, or (and especially) Quantas Flight Attendant, and you have now earned some legitimate cool points.
 

scoolbubba

Brett327 gargles ballsacks
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Contributor
That's not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

Brett

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BarrettRC8

VMFA
pilot
Unfortunately, my time flying for Delta has been like the first time I went to my college girlfriends sorority house, expecting to see pillow fights in panties and girls brushing each-other's hair in bath towels - or maybe just plain sucking face. Let's just say I wish she never would have taken me. It was a dream killer...

I think your girlfriend was in the wrong sorority.

I visited a "friend" who was member of an unnamed sorority at Auburn and while they didn't have sorority houses, they all stayed in a specific dorm. I distinctly recall girls walking around in towels and such while leaving the showers and also a few singing to a Disney singalong DVD in t-shirts and thongs.

It was beautiful.
 

nikiterp86

Pro-rec'd INTEL!!!!!
On April 17, 2006, Hooters Air ceased operations.

My friend's mom used to be a flight attendant for Hooters Air, and she was fifty something and NOT attractive at all. Apparently each flight only had one or two actual "Hooters girls" in the Hooters "uniform."
 
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