F-35B/C Lightning II (Joint Strike Fighter)

[scoolbubba]

It's still a polished turd.

 

[MasterBates]

It's not THAT ugly.

 

[scoolbubba]

She ain't pretty, that's for sure.

 

[MasterBates]

That says a lot coming from a P3 clown..

 

[Alpha_Echo_606]

^Said the E2 clown.

 

[MasterBates]

I'm an expert in funny looking aircraft with way too much shit hanging off them, and the 35 is not THAT bad.

 

[Alpha_Echo_606]

I agree it's almost sexy.

 

[MasterBates]

The F-35 is like the Flo chick in the progressive commercials. Not 'normal hot' but I still think she's not bad.

 

[scoolbubba]

I like to think of the P-3 as "curvy"

 

[MasterBates]

If you like Curvy.. I got a deal for YOU!

 

[scoolbubba]

i'm already married, broseph...and you couldn't get me to take that Medal Of Honor assignment for all the t-bills in china.

 

[MasterBates]

Surely there is some young and stupid 3P/NavCom somewhere that we can convince it's a good idea. I'll even pay for the ring, wedding and honeymoon (within reason).

 

[Alpha_Echo_606]

Don't look at me! I'm not deserving of such award...

 

[Vas Deferens]

The F-35 is like the Flo chick in the progressive commercials. Not 'normal hot' but I still think she's not bad.

Flo could actually look alright dressed up with better hair and makeup, I think the 35 is fine and will look pretty sexy once painted and in squadron livery. Take a look at this baby again to appreciate the 35 more, this is what could have been on the decks tomorrow...
But I think the F-4 is one of the sexiest machines that ever flew and they call it "double ugly"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-32

I know the reason for it, but that forward hinged canopy looks rediculous.

 

[bunk22]

^Said the E2 clown.

Said the non aviator clown We can go all day long with this one!

I for one say the plane looks sweet...........says the former COD clown....and former 34 Clown...........etc, etc.