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I think if I could be any animal, I would be a Kobe cow. Think about it. You get fed beer/sake daily plus massages. It would totally be worth the slaughter at the end.
The CVSs pulled in to Kobe once a cruise back in the day. A couple of 'arf & 'arfs at the King's Arms and then dinner at the the Kobe Steak House. One of the Stoof guys would order a Chateaubriand (normally for two people) and eat the whole thing. No potato, no veggies, just beef.