Don't Squeeze the Juice: A Lesson in Karma

[SDNalgene]

You can only be an asshole for so long before it comes back to bite you. It's a shame such talent was wasted on such a jerk.

OJ Convicted

 

[Nafod]

what an odd life story...

 

[Old R.O.]

Can you say "arrogant?" I thought you could.

 

[Rubiks06]

You would think that if you got away with murder you would lay low for a long time.....then again. If you get away with murder then you probably think you could get away with anything...

 

[BACONATOR]

Here's a lesson: If you get acquitted for murder, and everyone thinks you did it, DON'T EVER show your face in court again. If you do: you're guilty.

 

[snake020]

Hard to understand why a guy collecting a shielded pension of $22000+/mo needs to resort to armed robbery.

 

[D_Rob]

I always thought they should have arrested him after the Naked Gun movies. That was a travesty.

He will probably right another book about if he had committed armed robbery or something like that.

 

[BullGator]

I always thought they should have arrested him after the Naked Gun movies. That was a travesty.

He will probably right another book about if he had committed armed robbery or something like that.

That's funny, because (other than football) that is what I tell everyone was his best work. You didn't like Nordberg? Those Naked Gun movies were great as a kid; I probably have seen each one 50 times (25 minimum).

 

[scoolbubba]

Hard to understand why a guy collecting a shielded pension of $22000+/mo needs to resort to armed robbery.

"shielded" as in the Goldman family could not touch it to pay the wrongful death settlement?

 

[insanebikerboy]

He will probably right another book about if he had committed armed robbery or something like that.

I hope he doesn't wrong a book about it, because, well, that'd just be weird.

 

[A4sForever]

I suppose a case could be made that the number 13 is unlucky for Orenthal James ...

13 hours jury deliberation ...

13 years (to the day) of an acquittal in another court case ...

Don't drink O.J. ... that stuff will KILL you !!!

 

[snake020]

"shielded" as in the Goldman family could not touch it to pay the wrongful death settlement?

Yup. That's why he moved to Florida; state law protects your home and your pension from civil judgments.

 

[DangerousDan]

Yup. That's why he moved to Florida; state law protects your home and your pension from civil judgments.

Unless they are taking your money from you from divorce court.

 

[MasterBates]

In that case, they will take as much as they please.

 

[SanDog Native]

Lessons learned from OJ Simpson:
Karma is a bitch

Lesson learned from Airwarriors.com:
Do not, under any circumstances get married in the state of Florida