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donating blood in a flight status?
- Thread starter fc2spyguy
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MasterBates
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Yah.. I have had a suspicion that one of the "out brothers" was whackin it during BALTOPS.. Perhaps going to 4 Floors of Whores the night before pulling out of Kiel was not the best game plan.
FormerRecruitingGuru
Making Recruiting Great Again
Those people can make some good money. They keep putting up ads around campus saying you can earn about $1k, all for doing something every bachelor male does in their spare time.
As someone who has attempted to go through the process there is a lot more involved than you'd think. They won't just take anyone off the street, but's definitely a nice way to earn money.
phrogpilot73
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Think about it this way. There's nothing a dentist can do to MB that's more painful than what the Manatee has already done...
FormerRecruitingGuru
Making Recruiting Great Again
Of course, they do extensive amounts of tests on you to make sure you're a qualified donor and not this type of guy:
FormerRecruitingGuru
Making Recruiting Great Again
The emotional pain goes way beyond physical pain.
Son... you haven't been married yet have you?
"Attempted" to go through the process. As in failed? Did you just walk in with a filled up ice cube tray demanding $40 a cube?
Cause I'll tell you that doesn't work either.
Long story but I'll try and shorten it. I went the first time and donated, which is a great story in and of itself. It took me like 30 minutes to find the office which was in the back of the hospital. After receiving my cup I am directed to one of two side rooms. I walk in and there is a couch, a TV, shelves of porno magazines, and some porno tapes. After finishing my donation standing in front of the TV, no way I was going to sit on that couch, I turned it in. Then the next step of the process is you call back a day later to see if your sperm count was high enough, mine was. Then they freeze your sample and a week later you call back to see if enough of your genetic soldiers survived the freezing. Unfortunately while my count was high my guys just don't like the cold, so that was my attempt. If I had passed then I would have to come back and give blood at which point they start testing for genetic defects and the like. If you pass all the initial tests then you get like $160, and you can get $40 for every donation and you can donate up to three times a week.
/Long Story
