Cool Pilot Story

[alwyn2nd]

Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.

 

[C420sailor]

Repost...but such sage advice can't be posted too often.

 

[blackbart22]

A wise old Chief once told me "Sir, If you want a happy life, don't f--- up your twenties with marrage or f--- up your thirties with kids. It works.

 

[BusyBee604]

The end.

Look familiar? Story of my life...NOT!
BzB

 

[rondebmar]

One must simply know how to pick his women. Married to the first one (very happily) for thirty-eight years, through three deployments, two wars, three kids, etc., until lost her to cancer. Met & married Debbie very shortly after Linda died (four months...!!) ...we're still honeymooning after ten years!

Each one a great friend, companion, fisherwoman, boater ...and all the rest!!

 

[BusyBee604]

Each one a great friend, companion, fisherwoman, boater ...and all the rest!!

My hat's off to ya Ron, I never could quite figger out this 'marrying thang'...first one made 15 years, bached it for next 19 years, then another shot. Lasted 8 years. The math told me a potential third one might last maybe <4 years. I threw in the towel! lol
BzB, now career bachelor