Commercial airlines miracle plan

[A4sForever]

Actually, I hate vodka, so I have no opinion. I much prefer gin, tequila, or whisk(e)y.

I would drink the freon out of your refrigerator.

 

[pdx]

I would drink the freon out of your refrigerator.

Damn, that is some funny $**t. I never type LOL because I think it should be reserved for 12 year old girls, but I actually laughed out loud.

 

[Harrier Dude]

They should pass a rule that all Sky-waitresses should be no older than 29, certifiably HOT, and very scantily dressed. No more 55 year old surly United Sky-Hags on my Osaka-San Fran trips.

 

[greysword]

They should pass a rule that all Sky-waitresses should be no older than 29, certifiably HOT, and very scantily dressed. No more 55 year old surly United Sky-Hags on my Osaka-San Fran trips.

How much more would you be willing to pay in airfare? :icon_tong The "Sky-Hags" don't cost as much.

Thrillbill1 said:

The stewardesses on Qantas are great. My friend and I were abroad in Australia and we got certifiably bomb-zoed on a flight for free. It was awesome.

I thought you JUST turned 21??! A little under-aged drinking, huh?

 

[HAL Pilot]

How much more would you be willing to pay in airfare? :icon_tong The "Sky-Hags" don't cost as much.

Actually they cost more....they were hired young and are now senior. All the new-hire young, good looking junior Stews that are on the low end of the pay scale are furloughed.....

 

[Harrier Dude]

Exactly. Save money and have hot stews. Everyone wins (except the sky-hags).

 

[plc67]

If you want to be truly repulsed try riding in the hotel crew van with a bunch of ball bearing stews.

 

[Cobra Commander]

If you want to be truly repulsed try riding in the hotel crew van with a bunch of ball bearing stews.

Tail gunners?

 

[A4sForever]

If you want to be truly repulsed try riding in the hotel crew van with a bunch of ball bearing stews.

And yet ... after 9/11 ... when I layed the hammer down in the preflight briefs, looked everyone in the eye, and told the boys and girls how it was all going to happen and what I expected of THEM as the Captain ... the fellows you reference were right there with me and would have fought to the death to protect the airplane, the passengers, the cabin crew ... and by extension ... the cockpit crew.

One thing I've learned from nearly 30 years of airline flying. No matter what the question ... you're all in it together ...