That’s why they call you the Ice Man.....your stories are glacial.
Dude, I've got the lowest and slowest tales in the Fleet. If you like these, I can share the story of my 3 day ASW exercise where in a total of 72 hours of operational watch, we had maybe 10 minutes of SONAR contact. It was edge-of-your-seat excitement the whole time, I tell you. ?