Best Air Force Joke/Insult

[Excited Mid]

So my good friend in the air force seems to think he's the sh1t, all with his flight suit in rotc and all. This got me wondering, whats your best insult for our brothers in arm(chairs) in the sky?

I'm hoping i can get some pretty funny ones here

 

[Treetop Flyer]

How about wearing a flight suit in ROTC

 

[GO_AV8_DevilDog]

next time you see him in his flight suit, ask him when he joined CAP.

could be funny

 

[Excited Mid]

haha he was in that too...apparently he flew a cessna in a flight suit for CAP the other day

 

[Raptor2216]

Invite him to come on here and share his war stories.

 

[HackerF15E]

Instead of looking for ways to bash a service that he's not even part of yet, why not just tell him personally what a retard he is.

 

[BusyBee604]

Joke...

So my good friend in the air force seems to think he's the sh1t, all with his flight suit in rotc and all. This got me wondering, whats your best insult for our brothers in arm(chairs) in the sky?

Uhh...best AF joke I can think of, was the day COL Robin Olds & his "Wolfpack" Pfantums nailed 6 MIGs in Operation Bolo in '67. Guess the joke was on Uncle Ho!:tiger_125
BzB...livin' in the past!

 

[rondebmar]

"Formation" Flight

Remind him of our definition of an Air Force "formation":

Two or more aircraft, flying in the same direction...



the same day!!

 

[Fog]

Q for Hacker: Does the AF still have a party commissar (not in either flight crew) sit-in on all pre-flight briefs to make sure all the requisite subjects are covered properly? This always semed an attempt to nail flight crews more than to ensure flight safety. JMHO, though.

 

[IRfly]

Work with the AF sometime...Then you can come up with your own jokes. Come to think of it, same goes for your buddy...

P.S. Don't be a hater just because the AF doesn't have the same retarded policies regarding wearing flight suits that the Navy does. Plenty of other things to hate them for...

 

[2sr2worry]

So my good friend in the air force seems to think he's the sh1t, all with his flight suit in rotc and all. This got me wondering, whats your best insult for our brothers in arm(chairs) in the sky?

I'm hoping i can get some pretty funny ones here

I recommend visiting www.chairforce.com. The rebel forces on the USAF team poke fun at themselves pretty well.

 

[Stearmann4]

I really want to hate on the AF, and yet every time I'm on a AFB I have to utter "Why the f*ck can't we have this?"

If I was in the AF I probably be polling my friends on how to slam the other knuckle dragging, trailer trash services.

MR-

 

[bolterking]

I really want to hate on the AF, and yet every time I'm on a AFB I have to utter "Why the f*ck can't we have this?"

OH Snap. Spot on.

 

[exhelodrvr]

I really want to hate on the AF, and yet every time I'm on a AFB I have to utter "Why the f*ck can't we have this?"

If I was in the AF I probably be polling my friends on how to slam the other knuckle dragging, trailer trash services.

MR-

Yes - where would you rather stop on a cross-country flight - an Army/Navy/USMC/ or USAFA base?

But they're still the most fun to make fun of. (of which to make fun?).

 

[Lawman]

I really want to hate on the AF, and yet every time I'm on a AFB I have to utter "Why the f*ck can't we have this?"

If I was in the AF I probably be polling my friends on how to slam the other knuckle dragging, trailer trash services.

MR-

This is exactly why I waited till I was home on leave to go get some medical stuff done (dental, etc).