The worst thing about the -135 lights IMHO is the fvcking giant spotlight they have on the lower left side of that beast. It's a great way to find them at night when the radar shits the bed but wow is it terrible trying to keep any semblance of night vision with that thing seared into your retinas in close.
So I laughed my ass off when a -135 boom operator tried to tell me how it hurts his night vision when Hornets tank off them at night because of our refueling probe light. He asked me if we can adjust it. "No" I said "but its not like you guys really need to see what's going on. 'Pre contact', 'cleared contact', then read the flow gauges is all you need to do. We take care of the rest. Anything unsafe the tanking pilot is going to notice well before you."
Other funny shit I have heard while tanking:
So I am in the basket on the -135 and another section of hornets is about 20nm away and getting initial comms with the tanker. They ask him if he is "nose cold switches safe."
"Uh, no. We are still joining and need the radar"
"Well sir, we need you guys to be nose cold 15 minutes prior to tanking." WTF? Is this take your daughter to work day (and let her talk on the radio)?
"No. no you don't. We are at FL240 joining from the south. We'll be nose cold after we join."
Silence
another day, guys first time on the tanker in the fleet:
"Send side numbers and BUNOs when ready"
lead sends side #
-2: "[callsign] 52, side number 05, BUNO 643589"
after the flight in the debrief:
"Hey man, what the hell was the BUNO number you gave? It should have started with 16 something"
"Oh, um, see I forgot to write it down and didn't know what to say, so I just rambled off some numbers."
"Its stamped on a placard in the cockpit. By the hook handle."
"...Oops...."
No idea if that Air Force squadron ever figured it out.