10 new rules of gun safety

[Pugs]

We all seem to have the old ones down pretty well so here are some new ones.
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Always point your gun in a safe direction, such as a terrorist, a hippie or communist.


Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.


No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.


If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before you go to the range.


When unholstering your weapon, it’s customary to say “Excuse me while I whip this out”.


Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling angry in general.


If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to clear it. Have someone else do that for you.


Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.


No matter how excited you are to buy your first gun, do not run around yelling “I got a gun!” “I got a gun!”


And the most important rule of gun safety: Don’t piss me off!

 

[statesman]

I think this is from FrankJ over at IMAO

 

[H60Gunner]

I think it is funny as hell!

 

[gaijin6423]

11. If you have a beer in one hand and a firearm in the other, you had better be screaming yeehaw when you pull the trigger.

12. Cozying up to someone on an otherwise empty range and lobbing hot brass at them is considered neighborly.

 

[Pugs]

I think this is from FrankJ over at IMAO

Might be - I got as an e-mail.

 

[feddoc]

13. When cleaning your gun, ensure porn and whiskey are within easy reach.

 

[gaijin6423]

14. Old toilets, rusted car hulks, and gas cans (preferably full) are anti-'Merican, and should be shot on sight with as many rounds as possible, in order to keep the commie hordes from advancing.

 

[scoolbubba]

15. Guns should never be left alone.


That's why you buy them in pairs.