#1 Michael Jackson joke of all time!

[bigmouth]

What does Michael Jackson love about 22 year-old's???



There are 20 of them.


-someone told me that one in the lineshack.

 

[Slammer2]

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now"
"But what about the children?" asked Michael.
"F*** 'em" said the Captain.
Michael responded "Is there enough time?"



Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart??

- He heard that the little boys pants were half off

 

[Slammer2]

forgot one more...

Whats black and comes in a little white bucket??

-Michael Jackson

 

[bigmouth]

Dude,

You're nasty.

But the sinking boat one is the best.

--oh, crap...is there enough time??????---

 

[sonshine]

don't forget:

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
.......sorry, Michael Jackson doesn't screw in light bulbs. He screws in little boys.


Why did Michael Jackson get sick?
.......because he ate a six year old weiner.

 

[zuggerat]

How do you know Michael Jackson has company over?
Powerwheels in the driveway...Buh dum Tsssssss....

thanks ladies and gentlemen ill be here all night

 

[BigSkyGuy]

Do you know when its bedtime at Never Land Ranch?
--- When the big hand touches the little hand.

 

[American_Ace]

ahahahaha...

What does a grocery bag and Michael Jackson have in common?

-They're both plastic and dangerous for children.

 

[zuggerat]

this is funny we should make fun of pedofiles more often

 

[NozeMan]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Niel Armstrong?




Niel Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson f**ks little boys.

 

[zuggerat]

nooo, nooo, das ignorant, das ignorant

 

[binary_choice]

You know what they told Michael Jackson they'll do to him if he touches any more little boys??
They'll give him his own parish...

(Now that hits two with one joke)

 

[beau]

"I've got your nose!, I've got your nose!"

(Anyone who watched the "Mr. Jefferson" Southpark episode would laugh at that!

Damn it I love southpark!

 

[ET-Mike]

No, you're ignorant, you're ignorant....

 

[rubicon]

The parish one was a little low