Please take a moment and update your account profile. If you have an updated account profile with basic information on why you are on Air Warriors it will help other people respond to your posts. How do you update your profile you ask?
You don't want a roommate. What you want to do is buy a Puma and a truck to tow it with. Next, you park the Puma in a trailer park and bingo... you're all set.
The only thing missing is the bitter ex (or soon to be ex) wife.