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TwosBlind

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bizlake

Another A-Pool Guy
Poor guy, he is never gonna post anything again! My old lady (23 yrs old) is a first grade teacher, she works her ass off! She always talks shit about me being a flight instructor and how I do nothing. I see where he is comin from. A poem however is a little homo, and probaly does prove his girlfriends point, but I think we should give him a break! After all, he is an SNFO!

Disclaimer, drinking while I wrote this.
 

Uncle Fester

Robot Pimp
None
Super Moderator
Contributor
Poor guy, he is never gonna post anything again! My old lady (23 yrs old) is a first grade teacher, she works her ass off! She always talks shit about me being a flight instructor and how I do nothing. I see where he is comin from. A poem however is a little homo, and probaly does prove his girlfriends point, but I think we should give him a break! After all, he is an SNFO!

Disclaimer, drinking while I wrote this.

The poem is pretty ghey. Choosing to share it with G-d and the Republic is extra-turbo ghey. Saying he's doing it "to help us all" is beyond ghey.

Drinking is no excuse, for him or you. Terrible. F.
 

statesman

Shut up woman... get on my horse.
pilot
Fester he isnt going to come back when you post things like this:

Sound like a good idea? No? Then why the fuck did you post this bullshit? Keep your phat rhymes to yourself.

Fucking beatnik.

People on AW always take it too far.... Telling new members to never come back, or banning them (skeeterman). Tell me Flatthatter and Skeeterman weren't funny! Tools to be sure, but damn it they were funny.

If only regulars were allowed to post then we would be an incestuous gang devoid of any humor.

Now he'll never come back, and we will never get another poem, and we will have missed out on a good laugh at someone else's expense.

So I guess its back to making fun of FC2SpyGuy and Midnight (I mean OttoWrote8)
 

Uncle Fester

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Super Moderator
Contributor
Fester he isnt going to come back when you post things like this...People on AW always take it too far...If only regulars were allowed to post then we would be an incestuous gang devoid of any humor.
Now he'll never come back, and we will never get another poem, and we will have missed out on a good laugh at someone else's expense.

Then he damn well better stay out of the Ready Room. If you think this response is brutal, try doing this weak-ass shit where your squadron can see you. And I didn't tell him to go away, I called him a fucking beatnik, and then called upon him to fall on his sword or start hitting back. That's how Naval Aviaton rolls. And incidentally, the sort of thing that callsigns are made of.
 

statesman

Shut up woman... get on my horse.
pilot
I would think in the ready room they would allow you to keep going so they could laugh as you fell flat on your face.

Damn it I want some more poetry.
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor
People on AW always take it too far.... Telling new members to never come back, or banning them (skeeterman)....If only regulars were allowed to post then ....

Then it would be a beautiful world. :)

We "allow" YOU to post ... so what's the problem-o ???
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bizlake

Another A-Pool Guy
Thats the internet for you though! Do you really think this guy would have got up in front of his squadron and said, "Excuse me gentlemen, I wrote a poem for you all." Yeah fuckin right! He would have been laughed at so hard, and he knows it! The internet can fog rational judgement sometimes. You will talk about things on a forum before you will say them to a person. I took a college class that discussed this once. If the guy really enjoys writing poems, then it would probably be in his best interest not to tell his navy friends! lol
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor
.... Do you really think this guy would have got up in front of his squadron and said, "Excuse me gentlemen... Yeah fuckin right! He would have been laughed at so hard...
That's no shit -- we once had a BOAT-SKOOL grad giving a Ready Room WX brief on the hazards of the SE Asian Monsoon season .... only trouble was he started his "brief" w/ the pronunciation of 'monsoon' as "Mooooonson" (like the satellite celestial body) ... he turned 4-5 shades of purple/red as the other squadron pilots loudly howled and hooted him down for his display of temerity and extreme ignorance of the immediate verdict(s) of the Ready Room judge/jury "system" .... :)

Of course, his callsign was immediately changed to:

"Moonson" :D
 

Cron

Yankee Uniform Tango
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I am an AirWarriors forum member.
I have answered my forum’s call,
and I will obey the orders of the mods above me.

My mission is to post, rep, and occasionally drunken post and drunken rep,
I am faithful to a proud heritage,
I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the forum in close combat.

My forum’s sword and shield,
I am proficient in my grammar,
I shall never bestow Caps Lock unto anyone.

I will never leave an AirWarriors forum member behind
without taking pictures of his drunken ass beforehand,
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I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all,
lest they be posers or uber-gay.
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