Actually Klostman, not to make fun, but...the budweiser blimp is not all that big if you have seen it upclose and landing. It only lands on one wheel(this is really amazing to see), because it's so light weight. Also, it does move around quite a bit because the wind blows it around and it does go to more than just a couple of sporting events.

The only time I have seen it go "slow" is when it's landing and takes an hour to do the regular retangular traffic pattern! (then of course you have all those guys running out to grap the ropes that dangle off it...to secure it to the ground.
Hmmm, what aircraft would I be... Probably something very fast (sound barrier braker), makes an "entrance" and an "exit", looks sleek, so as to better move through air, is very intelligent and let's the pilot enjoy the ride. (Ok, so definately a Jet.)
