1. Why do they call it PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
2. A woman takes her rottweiler to the vet because his eyes are crossed. The vet picks up the dog and takes a look at it and says to the woman, "I'm going to have to put your dog down." The woman gets hysterical and starts crying, "Why do you have to put him down?! He just has crossed eyes!"
"He's too heavy to carry....I have to put him down."
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
2. A woman takes her rottweiler to the vet because his eyes are crossed. The vet picks up the dog and takes a look at it and says to the woman, "I'm going to have to put your dog down." The woman gets hysterical and starts crying, "Why do you have to put him down?! He just has crossed eyes!"
"He's too heavy to carry....I have to put him down."