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Top Ten Holiday Traditions In The Military
10. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
(Private First Class Jason Campbell)
9. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
(Private First Class Rick Pires)
8. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
(Specialist Joy Dobson)
7. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
(Sergeant Jennifer Dimas)
6. Want a Playstation 2? Fire Tomahawk missiles at Santa's ass
(Specialist Nicole Lavis)
5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
(Sergeant Ryan Hilton)
4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
(Sergeant Heather O'Harra)
3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
(Specialist Sanjeeb Dodge)
2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
(Specialist Terry Barnes)
1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
(Command Sergeant Major William J. Gainey)
From The 'Late Night With David Letterman' Book of Top Ten Lists by David Letterman
Top Ten Holiday Traditions In The Military
10. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
(Private First Class Jason Campbell)
9. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
(Private First Class Rick Pires)
8. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
(Specialist Joy Dobson)
7. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
(Sergeant Jennifer Dimas)
6. Want a Playstation 2? Fire Tomahawk missiles at Santa's ass
(Specialist Nicole Lavis)
5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
(Sergeant Ryan Hilton)
4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
(Sergeant Heather O'Harra)
3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
(Specialist Sanjeeb Dodge)
2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
(Specialist Terry Barnes)
1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
(Command Sergeant Major William J. Gainey)
From The 'Late Night With David Letterman' Book of Top Ten Lists by David Letterman