This Just in

[NeoCortex]

While interviewing an anonymous NASA official, he was quoted saying:

“Yes we do have proof of life on Mars. We have made contact with the Martians and they are friendly. President Bush has been informed of the fact and we at NASA have been ordered to keep the Martians captive until it better suits President Bush’s election agenda.”

It has now been proven that President Bush knew there we no WMDs, had Saddam the whole time during the Iraqi Freedom campaign, have Osama bin Ladin hidden, waiting for the right time to bring him out, and now has Martians!! Also, we at the news are pretty sure that President Bush sleeps under his bed, is actually bald, trims his nose hair, and is an all around bad guy.

Thank you from Liberal News.

 

[jg5343]

f**k the LEFT

W is my boy!

 

[sonshine]

......ditto

 

[H20man]

why sleep with em, i think a bullet works better. lol just kidding, but yeah, the left makes me quite angry.

 

[NuSnake]

when a guy, or girl, tells me they are "of" the left, I lose almost all respect for them....

 

[akamifeldman]

where'd this come from?

 

[Squid]

uh oh... aka's back. if i assume correctly (didn't see this episode), it's from the awesome TV show called "This just in" on Spike TV. It's a cartoon about a conservative guy and his drinking buddies in San Diego. It's hillarious. Even the left can enjoy it!

don't "Hey Hoo" me, donkey balls.

 

[SirVLCIV]

::coughs:: Sorry to spoil the party, boys, but I'm liberal and proud of it . Nope, I'm not 'the left', or even a Dimocrat, but, anyway

 

[nittany03]

To the Hu quote I give a John Kerry one:

"Dude, you must REALLY want to get laid."

 

[Squid]

what did he call it, a ginormous mug of beer?

 

[Squid]

http://newportsblog.spiketv.com/

 

[Fly Navy]

::coughs:: Sorry to spoil the party, boys, but I'm liberal and proud of it . Nope, I'm not 'the left', or even a Dimocrat, but, anyway

That's....great.

 

[SirVLCIV]

That's....great.

Yeah, as amusing as watching the circle jerk is...

 

[VetteMuscle427]

We don't fault you for being liberal... we just want to help you mature and see the real world.