Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report):
> > - Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> > - Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
> > - A room temperature IQ.
> > - Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
> > - A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
> > - A prime candidate for natural Reselection.
> > - Bright as Alaska - in December.
> > - Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
> > - So dense, light bends around him.
> > - If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
> > - If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
> > - Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
> > - Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
show me your WAARRRR face!
> > - Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> > - Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
> > - A room temperature IQ.
> > - Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
> > - A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
> > - A prime candidate for natural Reselection.
> > - Bright as Alaska - in December.
> > - Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
> > - So dense, light bends around him.
> > - If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
> > - If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
> > - Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
> > - Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
show me your WAARRRR face!
