Or were you looking for a place to produce squadron zappers?
When I was at VT-86, a fellow flight instructor (AF type) created Snack-O Stuff. They sell quality products and give active duty guys a discount. All they need is a good JPG/PNG/etc of your squadron and they will produce and mail.The latter. We're deployed, otherwise I'd hitup other bubbas on the seawall.
I have always had an idea that I have not been able to act on yet. You know how secret/noforn/etc stickers are designed NOT to easily peel off, they come apart in little pieces? Seems like a GREAT material to make a zap out of! Pick your poison here http://www.novavisioninc.com/pages/prd_security_labels.html I was kinda thinking the ones that peel off but leave a message...