Super18Ordie
F/A-18 Ordnanceman
A little amusing story. Sorry if you have heard it before.
t's the Spring of 1957 and a sailor goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and inviteshim in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says.
"That's cool" says the sailor.
Carrie's father asks the sailor what they're planning to do.
The sailor replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to the young sailor - so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made the sailor's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, the young sailor escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind
her, and screams at her father:
"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
t's the Spring of 1957 and a sailor goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and inviteshim in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says.
"That's cool" says the sailor.
Carrie's father asks the sailor what they're planning to do.
The sailor replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to the young sailor - so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made the sailor's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, the young sailor escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind
her, and screams at her father:
"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"