Randy Jackson is White??

[HueyCobra8151]

www.randyjacksoniswhite.com

Thought this was kind of funny. A website that attempts to prove that black American Idol judge, Randy Jackson is actually white:

...and what exactly is that truth you may wonder? It's all quite simple. American Idol judge Randy Jackson is actually a white man trapped in the body of a black man. Haven't you ever sat and watched the televsion set as RJ said something in a horribly white way, and thought to yourself "Gee, that black-appearing man sure does use the slang of urban youth, and yet his inflection and mannerisms are so painfully white! I wonder if he's not actually what he appears to be!"

These chilling videos are quite convincing:
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Notice how he begins speaking in the manner of urban folks, but finishes by blabbering like an old woman?
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Randy gushing over a performance, starting off like an effeminate metro-sexual ("Ohh my gawd"), and then finishing with a big slice of thug ("YEAH"). Notice the control he wields over the "DAWG POUND". Frightful
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His "Aiiiight" makes makes Simon Cowell look like Mike Tyson.

*Disclaimer: This isn't supposed to be racist or anything, just someone with too much time on their hands making a random, funny website devoted to pointing out someone famous's quirky way of talking/acting. Also, if you can't figure out, he is sarcastically bashing the stereotypes of the way people talk.