Pilots vs. NFO's

[PR1 H]

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

 

[desertoasis]

Ok, THAT is a good one.

 

[UCbearcat]

+1. I enjoyed that. From the title of the thread "Pilots vs. NFO's" I was expecting a new guy to ask a very dumb question.

 

[Casual]

-1 for calling a pilot "sir" in the jet.

 

[CommodoreMid]

I heard a good one recently.

So there are two NFOs walking down the hall in the squadron one day and they come upon a vending machine that sells pilot wings for 75 cents. One NFO has a dollar and the other has 50 cents, so they decide the first NFO will buy a set of wings and then give his spare quarter to the other so he can buy a set.

The first NFO buys his set, puts them on his uniform, and just stands there smiling.

The second NFO says, "Dude, give me your quarter."

The first NFO turns to the second and says, "Fuck you Nav!" and then walks away.

 

[jollygreen07]

^ ha!

 

[yakboyslim]

Good stuff so far. This would be a good thread to have go epic.

 

[scoolbubba]

I heard a good one recently.

So there are two NFOs walking down the hall in the squadron one day and they come upon a vending machine that sells pilot wings for 75 cents. One NFO has a dollar and the other has 50 cents, so they decide the first NFO will buy a set of wings and then give his spare quarter to the other so he can buy a set.

The first NFO buys his set, puts them on his uniform, and just stands there smiling.

The second NFO says, "Dude, give me your quarter."

The first NFO turns to the second and says, "Fuck you Nav!" and then walks away.

Dammit! I saw this thread and immediately thought of this joke. Good on ya.

 

[eurotrash]

How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's why he has a FO.

 

[PropAddict]

What do you get when you put 20 lesbians and 20 NFO's together in a room?

A room full of people who don't do dick!

 

[jtmedli]

What do you get when you put 20 lesbians and 20 NFO's together in a room?

A room full of people who don't do dick!

Alright, that one was funny!!

 

[blackbart22]

Back in the EC-121 days in VQ the Navs used to actually pull a similar stunt on the new spook officer. Right after takeoff on the newbie's first flight out of DaNang, the nav would take out his .38 and put it on the nav table. When the new spook ask why, he be told that because of his clearance, if they went down, the nav had to shoot him so that he wouldn't fall into enemy hands. Some of them sat there petrified, listening to those four R-3350's make weird noises.

 

[helolumpy]

At War College today I had a retired USMC Infantry Colonel make the commend that "Pilots and NFO are pretty much the same". My response was, "Kind of like infantry and armor".

 

[Schnugg]

-1 for calling a pilot "sir" in the jet.

Yes, but done with a smattering of "with all due respect, but..." thrown in for good measure.

 

[phrogdriver]

At War College today I had a retired USMC Infantry Colonel make the commend that "Pilots and NFO are pretty much the same". My response was, "Kind of like infantry and armor".

One time I was at a wedding reception and a medical doctor referring to me said, "he's in the Army." When I politely said that the Marine Corps and Army were two different branches, she blew me off, saying, "...it's all the same." To which I asked,"So how do you like being a vetrinarian?"