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flaps

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A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, "We don't allow your kind in here." Undeterred the particle responds: "But without me, you can't have mass."
 
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flaps said:
A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, "We don't allow your kind in here." Undeterred the particle responds: "But without me, you can't have mass."
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That is the type of joke I would hear from a nuke ET.
 
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one atom bumps into another,
"are you okay?"
says one atom.
"i think i lost an electron."
"are you sure?"
"yes, i'm positive."
 
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Military or aviation related? Must... resist... urge... to post... random... things... from... internets! ;)
 
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It's gettin' a bit dramatic 'round here...
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I smoked a nice Higgs Boson tonight with a glass of port.
 
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