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New Army Super Computer

Gainesy

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A defence contractor finally succeeded in building a super computer which was capable of solving the most complex tactical warfare problems. The Army top brass assembled around the new machine and were invited to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They described a complex hypothetical battle to the computer and then asked the pivotal question, "Should our forces attack or consolidate?"

The computer hummed and beeped for about an hour, and finally printed out an answer, "Yes."

The Generals stared at each other, mystified by the response.

Finally, one of them submitted a second request to the computer, "Yes what?"








The computer responded instantly, "Yes, Sir!"
 

Fly Navy

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pilot
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"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"

I'll be shocked if the younger guys can ID that quote.
 

HercDriver

Idiots w/boats = job security
pilot
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I thought Ally Sheedy was hot, after seeing that movie (in the theater, I might add).

Who would have thought the guy who did the voice for the computer would go on to write A Brief History of Time.:)
 

Gatordev

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pilot
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Annnnd bookmarked. I'd go for McFly's girl or Daniel-son's.

I always was a Sloane fan, myself. But Marty's doing alright for himself...in fact technically, he dated two of the women on that list.
 

Fly Navy

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pilot
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I always was a Sloane fan, myself. But Marty's doing alright for himself...in fact technically, he dated two of the women on that list.

Ooooh very true. Sloan was nice, not so much nowadays though.
 
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