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As a result of Senate proposed force reductions and budget cuts the Department of the Navy has developed a program to reduce the number of active duty personnel.
This program is under test phase and will be effective 1 January 2004. Under this new program, older sailors will be asked to go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of the younger sailors who represent the future.
Therefore, this program will phase out older sailors by the end of the current fiscal year. This initial phase of the program will be
known as SLAP (Sailors Late-Aged Program).
Sailors who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the Navy. SLAPPED sailors can request a review of their
personnel records before actual retirement takes place..
This phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All sailors who have been SLAPPED
or SCREWED, may file an appeal with their chain of command with final authority at the Major Command level.
This is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, a sailor may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the Navy deems appropriate.
If a sailor follows the above procedures, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump-sum Assistance Payment), unless he/she already has AIDS (Additional Income From Dependents or Spouse).
As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any sailor who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the Navy.
The Navy wishes to assure the younger Sailors who remain on board, that the Navy will continue its policy of training sailors through our Special High Intensity Training (Sh!t). The Navy takes pride in the amount of sh!t our sailors receive. We have given our sailors more sh!t than any other service.
If any sailor feels they do not receive enough sh!t at their current base, see your immediate supervisor.
OUR SUPERVISOR IS SPECIALLY TRAINED TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE ALL THE sh!t YOU CAN STAND.
This program is under test phase and will be effective 1 January 2004. Under this new program, older sailors will be asked to go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of the younger sailors who represent the future.
Therefore, this program will phase out older sailors by the end of the current fiscal year. This initial phase of the program will be
known as SLAP (Sailors Late-Aged Program).
Sailors who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the Navy. SLAPPED sailors can request a review of their
personnel records before actual retirement takes place..
This phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All sailors who have been SLAPPED
or SCREWED, may file an appeal with their chain of command with final authority at the Major Command level.
This is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, a sailor may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the Navy deems appropriate.
If a sailor follows the above procedures, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump-sum Assistance Payment), unless he/she already has AIDS (Additional Income From Dependents or Spouse).
As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any sailor who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the Navy.
The Navy wishes to assure the younger Sailors who remain on board, that the Navy will continue its policy of training sailors through our Special High Intensity Training (Sh!t). The Navy takes pride in the amount of sh!t our sailors receive. We have given our sailors more sh!t than any other service.
If any sailor feels they do not receive enough sh!t at their current base, see your immediate supervisor.
OUR SUPERVISOR IS SPECIALLY TRAINED TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE ALL THE sh!t YOU CAN STAND.
