Funny joke that you may have seen before, but someone adapted it to the military, enjoy! Thanks to Ron for sending it to me.
quote:NAVY GATE GUARD
Two Marines were driving across country on leave. They come to a Naval Air Station and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Navy Gate Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the Sailor smacks the Marine in the head with the stick.
The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The Sailor says, "You're on a United States Naval Air Station, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, We're in the Marines, and we didn't know."
The Sailor examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver. The Sailor walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Sailor smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The Sailor says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The Sailor says, "I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that
fucker would've tried that shit with me!'"
quote:NAVY GATE GUARD
Two Marines were driving across country on leave. They come to a Naval Air Station and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Navy Gate Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the Sailor smacks the Marine in the head with the stick.
The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The Sailor says, "You're on a United States Naval Air Station, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, We're in the Marines, and we didn't know."
The Sailor examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver. The Sailor walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Sailor smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The Sailor says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The Sailor says, "I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that
fucker would've tried that shit with me!'"