Good to see only 1 with minor injuries and hope recovery is quick.
My post wasn't directed at you.Jesus dude, it’s not speculation. Chill the hell out.
1. the forming of a theory or conjecture without firm evidence.
"there has been widespread speculation that he plans to quit"
There was however a joke.
1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate.
"the transportation system is a joke"
Both parts of the last definition are present in this thread.