As PJ O'Rourke once said of RAST, a helicopter is "reeled in like an enormous air bass."
PJ is a great American - not to mention a hilarious writer. Who else could spawn such diverse works in the pages of National Lampoon as "Vacation" and "My Vagina," the story of a guy who wakes up one day with female genitalia and is eventually gang raped on a golf course by his buddies when they find out his secret. I'm not making this up.

Brett