Perhaps you've heard - the US Army got rid of "Be All You Can Be" and replaced the slogan with "An Army of One".....
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
I am the 18-24 year old being targeted by this new marketing concept, the very embodiment of "what's in it for ME?" The legacy of the politically correct years. It's okay to be immoral and a pervert, and if anyone tries to mold me too vigorously into a something that resembles a warrior, I'll tell my congressperson!
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Teamwork? My chain of command consists of ME, MYSELF, and I. I'm destined to be a dot-com millionaire. Just give me all that college money, and take it easy on the discipline stuff. When divisions of Chinese are racing toward my outpost like rabid lemmings I'll break out my stress card and pack my Task-Force-Smith-smellin' ass back to Milwaukee.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome, I'm great at Nintendo, and my androgynous, sensitive physique can't handle 10 properly executed push-ups. I couldn't blast my way into an old folk's home, let alone stand my ground in an impromptu bar room brawl. I am a product of social engineering and 6 hours of TV a day; my idea of a "Survivor" is not a Medal of Honor winner who killed three Vietnamese with his e-tool before being shot and left for dead, but a pudgy, manipulative gay guy on an island shared with other losers.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Concepts like duty, honor, and country are passé'. If it Involves sacrifice of my individuality to become part of a team, I'll punch out and spend the rest of my life hanging out with my Microsoft employee slacker buddies in Seattle, speaking in learned tones about an unfortunate period in my life where I endured the indignities of military service. Oh, the Patton movie? Haven't seen it.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Gimme Gimme Gimme. What can I do for my country? Ha. Let me ask that after I've feathered my nest like so many of the non-veteran, Draft dodging, privileged Ivy Leaguers populating Capitol Hill. Cater to me first, pander to me as an individual, and after I don the uniform, continue to treat me with kid gloves, and let me punch out before things get really tough-where I might actually have to risk my life for my country, because...
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE!!!!
=======================================
Recieved this in the email the other day, we have a couple ex Cannon Fodder, err Army guys around here on the forum somewhere, is this true of today's recruit?
I mean, this could just as easily apply to any of the services. While it is definitely a satirical comment, I just seem to recall when I went in back in '91 that I kept hearing the CPOs and Officers mentioning that the "quality of the recruits sure has gone down". Values, morals, work ethics and outlook on life and responsibilities change with each generation, from gen x to gen me, to who knows what comes next??
What do you think? I guess I am just an optimistic person, that basically thinks that you bring a person in, get them motivated and take care of them, that you have won half the battle, and help them to succeed. But it is just as easy to stand back and watch them fail, and blame them, and in turn stereotype their generation.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
I am the 18-24 year old being targeted by this new marketing concept, the very embodiment of "what's in it for ME?" The legacy of the politically correct years. It's okay to be immoral and a pervert, and if anyone tries to mold me too vigorously into a something that resembles a warrior, I'll tell my congressperson!
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Teamwork? My chain of command consists of ME, MYSELF, and I. I'm destined to be a dot-com millionaire. Just give me all that college money, and take it easy on the discipline stuff. When divisions of Chinese are racing toward my outpost like rabid lemmings I'll break out my stress card and pack my Task-Force-Smith-smellin' ass back to Milwaukee.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome, I'm great at Nintendo, and my androgynous, sensitive physique can't handle 10 properly executed push-ups. I couldn't blast my way into an old folk's home, let alone stand my ground in an impromptu bar room brawl. I am a product of social engineering and 6 hours of TV a day; my idea of a "Survivor" is not a Medal of Honor winner who killed three Vietnamese with his e-tool before being shot and left for dead, but a pudgy, manipulative gay guy on an island shared with other losers.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Concepts like duty, honor, and country are passé'. If it Involves sacrifice of my individuality to become part of a team, I'll punch out and spend the rest of my life hanging out with my Microsoft employee slacker buddies in Seattle, speaking in learned tones about an unfortunate period in my life where I endured the indignities of military service. Oh, the Patton movie? Haven't seen it.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Gimme Gimme Gimme. What can I do for my country? Ha. Let me ask that after I've feathered my nest like so many of the non-veteran, Draft dodging, privileged Ivy Leaguers populating Capitol Hill. Cater to me first, pander to me as an individual, and after I don the uniform, continue to treat me with kid gloves, and let me punch out before things get really tough-where I might actually have to risk my life for my country, because...
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE!!!!
=======================================
Recieved this in the email the other day, we have a couple ex Cannon Fodder, err Army guys around here on the forum somewhere, is this true of today's recruit?
I mean, this could just as easily apply to any of the services. While it is definitely a satirical comment, I just seem to recall when I went in back in '91 that I kept hearing the CPOs and Officers mentioning that the "quality of the recruits sure has gone down". Values, morals, work ethics and outlook on life and responsibilities change with each generation, from gen x to gen me, to who knows what comes next??
What do you think? I guess I am just an optimistic person, that basically thinks that you bring a person in, get them motivated and take care of them, that you have won half the battle, and help them to succeed. But it is just as easy to stand back and watch them fail, and blame them, and in turn stereotype their generation.