Good Joke

[Dunedan]

I heard this one today, and thought it worthy of sharing:

An Air Force Pilot died and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked him, "What have you done lately to deserve entrance to the gates?"

The pilot replied: "I was in a bar, and saw a Navy Pilot giving unwanted attention to a lady, so, being the gentleman I am, I went over and had some words with him. That didn't work, so I decided I'd have to be a bit more assertive, and I hit him."

St. Peter replied: "That was violent, but given the circumstances I can understand why you thought it might be appropriate. How long ago was this?"

The pilot answered: "About five minutes ago; my buddies should be arriving shortly."

 

[manny7_99]

Lol, would ve sound better if it was a marine at the bar. Somehow I think that is what it originally was.

 

[webmaster]

Lol, would ve sound better if it was a marine at the bar. Somehow I think that is what it originally was.

Nah, I think you are sadly mistaken.... the jarhead you are thinking about is collapsed on the bar next to the Navy Pilot after being drunk under the table.... :icon_smil