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Funny but so true

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jdfairman

PHROGS 4EVER
The Little Red Hen

Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.
Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did; The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,"said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
The pig just grunted in disdain.

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then a government agent came, and said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand." But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared, as long as there was free bread.
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Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for memories from two people, who, for eight years
repeatedly testified under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
God Bless America.
 

USMC1371

Registered User
That was awesome stuff, and the sad part is that it could not be any closer to the truth. Too bad we have too many people like amamif whoever running around...
 

jdfairman

PHROGS 4EVER
No No... the FUTURE SNA HOPEFUL is right. I wish we were all as wise as him. Who better to correct me than someone with his years of education and experience. Thanks for letting me know that I offended you "Aki-whatever the **** your name is". I sometimes forget that because my opinion or sense of humor doesn't align with yours that I shouldn't express it in a public forum that is clearly labeled Aviation and Military HUMOR.
But really now. I agree with the message of said joke and think it a humorous yet fitting story. Everyone else in here seems to as well. If it truly offends you, you have the right to complain to the webmaster or better yet turn off the computer.
 

bbennett73

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Love It!

While I believe a civilized society takes care of those in need. It's a fine line between that and breeding slothfulness.
 

NeoCortex

Castle Law for all States!!!
pilot
Yeah, I think that we Americans think way too much for ourselves. We need the Government to tell us more. Like what to eat. I know that I can't stop eating at McDonalds, and it can't be my fault that I'm out of shape. and it's not fair that everyone can't do well on the PRT, so we should just stop doing it. (for those who can't tell, this is sarcasm.)
 

erabe07

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My compliments jdfairman, for a brilliant adaptation of that classic story. I'll be sure to read it to my children when I have them :). Did you make that up, or find it online? Anyways, thank you for sharing it with us, I also very much enjoyed it.
 

stevew

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Maybe we should start moving towards communism, so everyone does their fair share, that should make the complainers happy.
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Future Herc Driver

About to start Tac phase in the Herc.
Akami, can you deny the quote about Clinton? probably not. Can you explain why you think the rich should be punished for working hard and earning all of their money? But its okay for lazy *sses to collect a check for accomplishing absolutely nothing but being a drain on society? IM offended there are people that actually believe that.
 
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