Something posted by A4sForever on another thread:
"IT'LL DO NO GOOD TO STAND ON THE SEAT ... 'CAUSE KITTY HAWK CRABS CAN JUMP 10 FEET"
(Written by Navy poet on side bulkhead, @ sh*tter # 3, compartment 02-34-4L, AirOps head, on USS Kitty Hawk, summer 1973)