Coversheets

[et1nuke]

For those of you that have to deal with handling classified info. and the coversheets that go along with them. Here is some light humor.

 

[nittany03]

Personal favorites:

ALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS INFORMATION ARE REQUIRED
TO DISREGARD ALL LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE. FAILURE TO
DO SO MAY RESULT IN SEVERE MIGRAINES OR AN ATTACK OF
CONSCIENCE.

HANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION, AND DISTRIBUTION
OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT IS DISCOURAGED TO THE
MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO KEEP THE
CONTRADICTING, MENIAL, AND CONVOLUTED NATURE OF
OF THIS PROJECT HUSH-HUSH.

"HANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION, AND DISTRIBUTION OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT IS DISCOURAGED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE TO POSTPONE THE INEVITABLE REVELATION THAT OUR ORGANIZATION IS CRIPPLED BY SUCH PETTY CRAP.

 

[Pugs]

Nice, I have use for those.

 

[TrunkMonkey]

Sweet! I wonder if anyone would even notice if I slipped these in...

 

[Turkleton]

I love the Spaceballs reference... "Ludicrous Speed!"

 

[BACONATOR]

Holy shit, We've gone to plaid!