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Chuck Norris

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Are you referring to the subset of Chuck Norris facts that pertain to Naval aviation? Here's the only one I remember: "When Chuck Norris went through Primary, he didn't select jets; jets selected him."
Pretty good, eh? I'm sure a search of the forums would yield another joke or two.
 
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tree so hard it crapped a paperback book. That book is called NATOPS."
 
Please, for the love of your fearsome Christian God, let us NOT start another ridiculous Chuck Norris thread.

Brett
 
"Chuck Norris once kicked his computer so hard it locked a thread before it even got started."

Seriously though, I could use some AVIATION Chuck jokes.
 
I.... can't... help it... these were originally Brasky... but they work

Chuck Norris once forgot his NVGs, but took off anyway. Flew the whole damn mission by sense of smell!

Chuck Norris has shot down three of his wingmen, but they all agreed they deserved it.

Chuck Norris has an AMRAAM he keeps in a Nav-Bag, when he gets close enough he throws it as hard as he can, instead of blowing up a leg pops out and gives the bandit a round-house kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has Global SA but refuses to use it.

Did you know Chuck Norris is an LSO? He doesn't use a radio though, he just yells "HEY, YOU'RE LOW!!". If you don't listen you get a stitch....and a round-house kick to the face.

Chuck Norris thinks PGMs are for pu$$ies.

Whew... sorry.
 
phrogdriver said:
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tree so hard it crapped a paperback book. That book is called NATOPS."
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Can't . . . stop . . . laughing . . .
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