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Cannonballs...funny and true

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plumberphil

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Cannon ball storage on war ships;
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.

There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with
16 round indentations, called a Monkey. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make Brass Monkeys. Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.

Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". And all this time, you thought that was a vulgar expression, didn't you?

Stay Motivated,
Jake
 

Squid

F U Nugget
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that's both funny and witty! reminds me of the beastie boys... brass monkey...
 

twidget

Deskaholic
Great story, unfortunately it may not be true. Check out this link from Snopes.com for the breakdown. I use this site all the time to check this kind of stuff out. It rebutts some longstanding myths, and verifies other claims that are seemingly less believable.

edit: Whoops, sorry about that, here it is:http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm
 

ben

not missing sand
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twidget said:
Great story, unfortunately it may not be true. Check out this link from Snopes.com for the breakdown. I use this site all the time to check this kind of stuff out. It rebutts some longstanding myths, and verifies other claims that are seemingly less believable.

So where's the link?
 

plumberphil

Selected PLC-C 186 Ground
Thanks for killing a good thing twidget. Nah...it's all good. Still a funny story to tell.

Stay Motivated,
Jake
 
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