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August 6, 1945....

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bgoldvarg

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Setting: Mrs. Smith's 2nd Grade Classroom

Mrs. Smith: Ok, Children. We have a new student in class with us. Her name is Sung Li. She is from Japan and she will be joining us for the rest of the year. OK, now, take out your History book and who can tell me who the 1st President of the United States was?

<SILENCE FOR A MOMENT>

Sung Li: I CAN! I CAN!. It was George Washington.

Mrs. Smith: Very good Sung Li. Ok then, who can tell me who was the 16th President of the United States was?


<SILENCE YET AGAIN>

Sung Li: I can! I can! It was Abraham Lincoln.

Mrs Smith: Very good Sung Li. Well, children I am very disappointed in you all. Sung Li is from another country and she knows more about our histroy than all of you.

Jonathan: F**K the Japanese!

Mrs. Smith: WHO SAID THAT!?!?!

Jonathan: Harry S. Truman...August 6th, 1945.
 
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stevew

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here is another one


In 1964, a US Navy cruiser pulls into port in Mobile, Alabama for a week's R&R. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a very wealthy plantation owner and industrialist:



Dear Captain:
Thursday will be my daughter Susan's debutante ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. sharp, prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation and dancing with lovely young ladies.

PS: No Jews.



Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady followed her butler to answer a rap at the door which was opened by the butler. She found in dress uniform, four handsome, exquisitely mannered and smiling African American naval officers. Her lower jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes."
 
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