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army/air force jokes?

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vegita1220

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So at my unit we tell jokes before starting off morning drill. Unfortunately we've been running out of em. So any help would be appreciated.

I know Marine jokes but the scary Marine gunnery sergeant would beat my ass and if I tell Navy jokes the upperclassmen will beat my ass. So that leaves Army and Air Force. But Army would be best, since some of them PT while we drill...
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Oh and another thing i wanted to do was stick all the jokes in one place, so we know where to find them again.
 
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The Wiz

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Officer: Are you happy now that you are in the Army?
Soldier: Yes sir!
Officer: What were you before you got into the Army?
Soldier: Much happier!

I know thats bad but atleast it relates to the army
 
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5 Most Dangerous Things To Hear in the Army

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this ****..."
 
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The Wiz

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Ok I got one, its old but its a good one. you can switch the each service.


A sailor and a soldier are taking a piss at a public restroom. The soldier finishes first and
washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the soldier says to him: hey, in the
Army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. The sailor says: yeah well, in
the navy they teach us to not piss on our hands.
 
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