"A toast to the Navy..."

[GardnerGunz]

I am a senior bound for flight school shortly after commissioning. I have been tasked with delivering the Navy Toast at our Senior Dining In this Friday and am having trouble coming up with good ideas. I have heard some great ones at our Tri-Military Balls and Birthday Balls, but can't remember any of them. I really don't want to be outdone by the Marine Corps at all costs. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[RockyMtnNFO]

Boomshanka

 

[gtxc2001]

I really don't want to be outdone by the Marine Corps at all costs

Good luck, but don't hold your breath

 

[raptor10]

You: A TOAST: To our wives and lovers . . .
Mr. Vice: May the two never meet!

May we never forget
what is worth remembering
or remember
what is best forgotten.

 

[Jolly Roger]

I have drunk to your health in company;
I have drunk to your health alone;
I have drunk to your health so often,
That I damned near ruined my own!