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A joke for old F14 bubbas
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Some old ones I heard a long time ago:
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot in the room?
A: He'll tell you.
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Q: What's the difference between God and a fighter pilot?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot...
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Q: What's the difference between a jet engine and a fighter pilot?
A: The engine stops whining when the plane shuts down...
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Q: How many fighter pilots do you need to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.
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Q: How does a girl know her date with a fighter pilot is half over?
A: He says "But enough about me...let's talk about my plane."
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot in the room?
A: He'll tell you.
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Q: What's the difference between God and a fighter pilot?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot...
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Q: What's the difference between a jet engine and a fighter pilot?
A: The engine stops whining when the plane shuts down...
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Q: How many fighter pilots do you need to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.
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Q: How does a girl know her date with a fighter pilot is half over?
A: He says "But enough about me...let's talk about my plane."
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
I was hoping someone would get the double joke there 
Oh man thats an awesome joke.
Snort Snodgrass, fighter pilot extraordinar, comes to the bridge of the TR his first day as the carrier's Navigator....
Snort (to me): A P-3 puke huh?
Me: Yes, sir. Sir is it true how you find your RIO in a bar?
Snort (with suspicious eyes): And how's that?
Me: You suck every dick until you find the one that taste right.
Background laugher from Captain Abbott (F-18 pilot extraordinar & carrier CO) and the bridge crew. Baby SWOs looking terrified.
Snort: You'll do.
He took me flying a bunch of times after that (......and no, he never looked for me in a bar.)
Snort (to me): A P-3 puke huh?
Me: Yes, sir. Sir is it true how you find your RIO in a bar?
Snort (with suspicious eyes): And how's that?
Me: You suck every dick until you find the one that taste right.
Background laugher from Captain Abbott (F-18 pilot extraordinar & carrier CO) and the bridge crew. Baby SWOs looking terrified.
Snort: You'll do.
He took me flying a bunch of times after that (......and no, he never looked for me in a bar.)
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