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I got this in a email and though that I'd share.




A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was
diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there
would be a delay, and if the passengers
wanted to get off the aircraft the plane
would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one
lady who was blind. The man had noticed
her as he walked by and could tell the lady
was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay
quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very
flight before because the pilot approached

her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy,
we are in Sacramento for almost an hour.
Would you like to get off and stretch your
legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but
Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with
a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered. They not only tried to
change planes, but they were trying to
change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember.....
THINGS
AREN'T ALWAYS AS
THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!




 

phrogpilot73

Well-Known Member
That was painful to read. Thank you for making the effort to clean that up.

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

Wow, lot of work for what wasn't an entirely funny joke...
 

FlyMikeFly

Happiness is Vectored Thrust
pilot
Contributor
Hey, give the guy a break. It's not even a joke, it really happened. Thanks for posting Son of a Grunt.
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor
I had a 70-ish old lady accost me at the SFO boarding gate and ask whether or not I snorted coke.

Sporting my
4 striped uniform w/gold braided visor cap and heading for Tokyo, I informed her that I did not, all the while rubbing my nose and snuffing. :D

Snopes.com doesn't have that one, yet. :)
 

KBayDog

Well-Known Member
Touche! (as KBayDog might say) :eek:

I demand satisfaction!

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