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NEWS Porn Star SEAL :-)

Discussion in 'Aviation and Military Humor' started by robav8r, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. CAMike

    CAMike Well-Known Member None Contributor

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    I'd be more concerned about the bankruptcy and personal debt issues than the jiggy movies.
    "The Goat Locker" just took on a whole new meaning. ;)

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  2. Ken_gone_flying

    Ken_gone_flying "I live vicariously through myself." Contributor None

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    The reason we have a Sexual Health NKO course.
     
  3. Fallonflyr

    Fallonflyr Active Member

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    Does he ever show his face or is he only in head shots?
     
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  4. Uncle Fester

    Uncle Fester Robot Pimp Super Moderator None Contributor

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  5. huggyu2

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    I'm sure his family is very proud.
     
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    He was in "Strippers Come Home Horny from the Club?" Although the cinematography was acceptable I found the scene where he tossed the flash-bag into the room before shooting the terrorist in the junk simply gratuitous violence. :eek:
     
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  7. JoeLight

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    It was kinda difficult to type this with just my left hand

    Waaaaaait, Jewels Jade is his wife!!! This dude is one lucky sob
     
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  8. jtmedli

    jtmedli Playing the game... None

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    Or was she lucky to have "Jay Voom" as her husband? :confused:
     
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  9. Beans

    Beans *1. Loins... GIRD None

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    I can see the investigation taking a little while longer while the investigating officer gets his NMCI access revoked 15 times.
     
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    That would be an even funnier, and also more legitimate excuse, than the Master Chief I heard get his access restricted for legitimately searching for a spa day for his wife and daughter meeting him in port, by googling "mother/daughter facial". Needless to say he was mortified at his obvious, and yet innocent, oversight.
     
  11. DanMa1156

    DanMa1156 Land of the Milk and Honey. Contributor None

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    This is hysterical.
     
  12. sevenhelmet

    sevenhelmet Did I miss a step? None

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    Yes, those Master Chiefs are quite innocent. Too bad the Navy breaks them of it. ;)
     
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