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P-3's on a carrier????

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bch

Helo Bubba
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SERE, Man those nice people gave me breakfast in bed in my 5 star suite every morning, and I am currently having to fight off the Coast guard, they are hounding me to come fly their SR-71 spec ops missions.

Man if only they had choker whites.
 

Fly Navy

...Great Job!
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zab1001 said:
Time to jab my eyeballs out with a spoon...

or go read the ongoing saga that is "arguing politics with high schoolers"

either is less painful than you guys DRIVING ME NUTS


Oh, FYI, the F-16 that landed on the carrier was part of the Army National Guard Unit that flies jets. They are all got flight slots because "it's so easy". A lot of them were bitter USN and USMC helo drivers who knew it would be a piece of cake to get a lateral transfers and transitions...it happens all the time. Now Navy flight school is so full of people, they are letting guys go SELRES with this F-16 squadron, but only if they went to the academy, because OCS and ROTC guys are a bunch of jerk-offs. I heard they all owned guns and were stupid. The other day I was squeezing into my choker whites (because I'm a Navy guy, and we're all fat) and I thought, "what are my chances..." Then I decided to quit, because I didn't get my first choice for what I wanted for lunch. A guy in A-pool who got a retired CNET admiral coffee one time told me the mile swim is now optional but only for guys with LASEK. I am going to be up for orders again soon, and I am worried because I know my NSS will really come into play now that I am almost done with my initial commitment. Oh, can you guys tell me what really happens at SERE?


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Oh my god I'm in tears!
 

Pap

Naval Aviator
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zab1001 said:
Oh, FYI, the F-16 that landed on the carrier was part of the Army National Guard Unit that flies jets. They are all got flight slots because "it's so easy". A lot of them were bitter USN and USMC helo drivers who knew it would be a piece of cake to get a lateral transfers and transitions...it happens all the time. Now Navy flight school is so full of people, they are letting guys go SELRES with this F-16 squadron, but only if they went to the academy, because OCS and ROTC guys are a bunch of jerk-offs. I heard they all owned guns and were stupid. The other day I was squeezing into my choker whites (because I'm a Navy guy, and we're all fat) and I thought, "what are my chances..." Then I decided to quit, because I didn't get my first choice for what I wanted for lunch. A guy in A-pool who got a retired CNET admiral coffee one time told me the mile swim is now optional but only for guys with LASEK. I am going to be up for orders again soon, and I am worried because I know my NSS will really come into play now that I am almost done with my initial commitment. Oh, can you guys tell me what really happens at SERE?

LOL, ALL!! of the posts on this entire website combined into one paragraph. I didn’t think it was possible.
 

nittany03

Recovering NFO. Herder of Programmers.
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Must . . . stop . . . laughing . . .

Must . . . study . . . RIs . . . AGGGH . . . :knockout_
 

wink

War Hoover NFO.
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zab1001 said:
Oh, FYI, the F-16 that landed on the carrier was part of the Army National Guard Unit that flies jets. They are all got flight slots because "it's so easy". A lot of them were bitter USN and USMC helo drivers who knew it would be a piece of cake to get a lateral transfers and transitions...it happens all the time. Now Navy flight school is so full of people, they are letting guys go SELRES with this F-16 squadron, but only if they went to the academy, because OCS and ROTC guys are a bunch of jerk-offs. I heard they all owned guns and were stupid. The other day I was squeezing into my choker whites (because I'm a Navy guy, and we're all fat) and I thought, "what are my chances..." Then I decided to quit, because I didn't get my first choice for what I wanted for lunch. A guy in A-pool who got a retired CNET admiral coffee one time told me the mile swim is now optional but only for guys with LASEK. I am going to be up for orders again soon, and I am worried because I know my NSS will really come into play now that I am almost done with my initial commitment. Oh, can you guys tell me what really happens at SERE?

Hey Zab, I also heard that all those Army Guard F-16 pilots were NFOs that transitioned to pilot because they were so smart.
 

zab1001

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wink said:
Hey Zab, I also heard that all those Army Guard F-16 pilots were NFOs that transitioned to pilot because they were so smart.

Of course, I mean, they all got #1 in API...it's ok though, because the #2 and #3 guys were NFOs who transitioned to SPECWAR right away.
 

flynsail

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It's funny you mentioned that retired ADM from CNET.

zab1001 said:
A guy in A-pool who got a retired CNET admiral coffee one time told me

Well that Admiral had a dog, and one day he had Tango take his dog for a walk. It just happened that Tango had that new dog translator device. The Admiral told his dog about the a P-3 and a carrier he was aboard.

Webmaster, Zab, and Propstop were the pilots aboard the P-3. Being they were afraid they would lose the perks of per diem if the P-3 landed successfully, it was set up for attempted failure. Webmaster and Zab left the 3P in the cockpit alone to land on the carrier. In the meantime, Webmaster was building his new CPU in the back of the plane and messing with the "today's post" for his great website. Webmaster delegated Zab to cook up some Taco Bell style food, in hope of persuading the aircrew and NFO's to join them in their desire to leave the Navy to pursue the dream of owning and operating a Taco Bell.

Before finding out if the P-3 actually landed on the carrier or not, the batteries died. Tango was going to go buy some more batteries, but some high school kids and his identical twin (or clone?), Clux, showed up and talked him into leaving the dog there and go to the mall and tell all the girls they are jet pilots.

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I'm bored, so I figured I would share this story.
 
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