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  1. JukeboxEmperor

    Urinalysis

    If it's two weeks before boot camp and your pipes aren't quite clean yet, your recruiter might swish your sample around, read the test strip, frown, then ask you to pee again. That's about it for leeway. Anything more rigorous than that and it's essentially an autosep. Not worth even being near...
  2. JukeboxEmperor

    28 July 2019 OCS

    I don't think my buddy will check this page again, so if you guys see a jacked Brazilian, just do what he does. I used to work with him, and I think he'll be the first candidate in history that the cadre has to tell to maybe tone it down a little bit ?
  3. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    I got my blues tailored a bit while I was there -- but I'm also tall and skinny and looked like trash in every jacket, so it's not an everybody thing. You shouldn't walk out of OCS looking like absolute dogshit. Can't, uh, say the same about Primary though.
  4. JukeboxEmperor

    FY20 STA-21 Message/Application

    Amen. Before I left for OCS I put the word out to everyone in my department (AIMD) that my inbox was open if they ever had questions about trying to commission that the CCC couldn't answer. Unfortunately 90% of the queries are about STA-21, and it sucks having to tell them that submitting a...
  5. JukeboxEmperor

    Interservice Transfer

    You're willing to take a ground MOS, so clearly being a stick isn't your only driving ambition. I'll just say that being a maritime/E-2 NFO isn't a bad deal, man. You've still got an amazing opportunity ahead of you. Come join us.
  6. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    I ran into two while I was there. One actually got out as a third class and came back to OCS later, so really no big deal since he was going back to civilian life. The other guy reverted back to his old rank and was just hanging out in student pool for a long time. It honestly made me really...
  7. JukeboxEmperor

    No More DCOIC as of FY20 - ODS Guidance

    That explains the Superclass mural in King...I always wondered what was up with that while on patrol over there.
  8. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    I'm 6'6" and got anthro'd out of jets because the T-45 is so tiny. Even my long ass fit in the T-6 with no problems.
  9. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    I'm speaking ignorantly of your specific situation, but I went with some mothers of young children, and same as any other family member, besides the weekly phone calls, some email, and letters, you're not going to see your kids until candio phase (so about 10 weeks). Candios get liberty on the...
  10. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    Can you count down from 30 like really, really fast, Oyler?
  11. JukeboxEmperor

    2019 AMDO BOARD

    As far as I'm aware, yes. A friend of mine picked up alternate last year, but never heard anything after that. You might hear gouge that says that alternates DO go to OCS, just later on down the line. That is what he was fed, and possibly used to be true, but isn't now. That said, he tried...
  12. JukeboxEmperor

    3 March 2019 OCS Class

    Good luck tomorrow, you poor bastards. It'll get warm around the time you become candios.
  13. JukeboxEmperor

    Add Wings to your profile: Pinning on new wings

    Requesting NFO wings. Winged 28 SEP 18 out of VT-4. At VAW-120 currently.
  14. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    The sink is in your room. The toilet is in its own room. The showers are in a shared space between two rooms.
  15. JukeboxEmperor

    11JUL17 Pilot/NFO board

    Congrats to everyone who got selected, and good luck to those that are trying again. Have fun at OCS, you poor bastards!
  16. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    They've got the system down to a science up there. Bring everything you think you'll need to check-in, and they'll tell you what you can't have. You'll get all of that back at the end. Everything else will find a way to your room, so don't worry too much about it.
  17. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    >SNFO Enjoy your 5 minutes of leave before reporting to Pensacola. Don't show up in your chokers ;)
  18. JukeboxEmperor

    12 March 2017 OCS

    I just received my finsel for March 12th today. It's a bit to swallow--I've got to PCS from Japan and get all of my affairs in order to report in under 3 weeks. To say I'm a bit overwhelmed at the moment is an understatement.
  19. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    I wouldn't mind more time to be honest. There's still a lot of wrapping up/turning over to do at my command, and I was hoping for some leave. I'm still burnt out from last deployment. Here's hoping for an April class!
  20. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    I bugged the processors last night and got a call from my department head this morning. I'm not saying they were related, but.... Pro Rec Y for SNFO! I'll see you guys in Newport.
  21. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Still waiting to hear from my CoC. I've got some senior officers working for me but no word back from them yet. It looks like I'm going to have to talk to the processors.
  22. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Thanks for the heads up. It's almost tempting to head in to work this weekend to check. Almost! I'll take the watch on duty if they haven't been released by then.
  23. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Improving my PRT score.
  24. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Today's the day, boys. I wish each of you the best of luck, and less than a week for result turnaround on BOL....
  25. JukeboxEmperor

    Stupid Questions about Naval Aviation (Part 3)

    On the two I've seen, pretty decent but packed during convenient hours. That is, everyone goes right before and right after shift (and a few during lunch). You either need to go during work (not always possible if you have a real job) or be on night shift. If you can't swing either one, get used...
  26. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    *spit take* I really hope you mean that as February 2017. I can't take any more kicks down the road.
  27. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    Definitely a dumb question that I feel dumb for asking. I've checked our message traffic for old OCS orders but it gets purged annoyingly frequently. When active duty get orders to OCS, what's the corresponding change to your "status"/NEC? I know you move to E-5 pay if you're not an E-5, but...
  28. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    They gave you a date knowing you wouldn't be able to graduate in time (without any rollbacks)? You should definitely talk to your OR immediately.
  29. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Sorry, no. I'm taking a "no news is good news" outlook. I was receiving a lot of emails when there were issues to rectify. Now that everything's rectified, I haven't heard anything in a while.
  30. JukeboxEmperor

    23 JAN 17 Pilot/NFO Board

    Checking in for this one...for real! No more routing shenanigans, my package has been confirmed as received by NRC and processed for the board. I got NPQ'd for pilot (eyes...), so it's just going to be NFO. Feeling really good after seeing last board's results. Let's kick some ass. Good luck to...
  31. JukeboxEmperor

    sTUPID qUESTIONS aBOUT ocs

    Hardest: Definitely the impromptu karate fight with your class DI in your Candi-O phase. I was not very up on my martial arts before showing up, and the 60 minutes of class definitely wasn't much to prepare me for that kind of graded evoloution.
  32. JukeboxEmperor

    14 NOV 16 Pilot/NFO Board

    I was under the impression that you are then on the path for your highest-preference designator. For example, if you said Pilot/NFO and both say yes, you're going to commission as an SNA. If you're NFO/Pilot, you'll get SNFO.
  33. JukeboxEmperor

    14 NOV 16 Pilot/NFO Board

    I still need my CO's signature, which will be happening this week according to my Educational Services Officer, who is now fiercely watching over my paperwork with me. I don't want to give away too much operational information, so it's just been bad timing all around with this particular due...
  34. JukeboxEmperor

    14 NOV 16 Pilot/NFO Board

    Admin shenanigans. I just missed this board. I was hoping for results by Christmas but I can only be so butthurt about missing this board when the next one is just two months away -- it just means two more months in beautiful Japan. Good luck to everybody!
  35. JukeboxEmperor

    1,001 questions about the ASTB (post your scores & ask your questions here!)

    Everything you're looking for has been answered before. Look at some of the more popular posts (hint hint -- this one!) and use the search bar. This board is a mountain of information just waiting for you to dig through it.
  36. JukeboxEmperor

    3 October 2016 Pilot/NFO Board

    Package is with my Department Head now on the way to the XO. It really looks like I might make this one. Hell of a feeling to finally have this thing out of my hands after building it up and fiddling with it for two year! YIP!
  37. JukeboxEmperor

    3 October 2016 Pilot/NFO Board

    This will be the first board I'll be applying to. All that's left is another quick physical and routing. Seeing the deadline so close is actually making me a little bit sick to my stomach. Up until now none of the dates actually mattered. Beauty of a rolling board I guess.
  38. JukeboxEmperor

    May-ish 2015 Pilot/NFO Rolling Board

    Hi all. I seem to have run into an issue with my package. While checking PRIMS, I noticed that my last PRT -- which I thought was a GOOD, was actually a SAT (by two pushups. I'm ashamed). I had been building up my package for this board, but now I'm not sure if I'll be allowed to submit...
  39. JukeboxEmperor

    1,001 questions about the ASTB (post your scores & ask your questions here!)

    Hooray, it's finally my turn to post! I just took the test on the 15th (first time) and scored a 69 8/7/8. All in all (despite what I told my friends, family and peers) the test was not very difficult overall apart from the math and joystick portions. I spent about six weeks studying intently...
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