Some of your shit just ain't quite adding up here Batman.
What doesn't add up?
First of all, as an USAF Puke you can STFU about the leather jacket thing. Or I will take your ascot and wipe my ass with it. Scratch that, I'll probably get herpes from it.
Batman flew fixed wing, only helo guys wear the scarf.
Second of all, we have had problems with someone from your neck of the woods (at least where your IP address says you are) who claimed to be AFSOC helo guy and was outed as a fake.
He's not a helo guy and can back up anything he says.
Are you Flathatter?
What's a flathatter?
For someone with very little (read: no) street cred, you come in here and drop bombs and talk like you have BTDT with very little info or reputation to back it up on.
What is BTDT? Batman has over 2000 hours and air medals from the PI and the Balkens.
Be warned, we are REALLY good about sniffing out fakers.
He's not faking.
And you have more than a couple MOD's spidey-sense tingling.