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Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

picklesuit said:
At least find some obscure Blazing Saddle quotes...:D
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Not obscure, but the best:

"Hey! Where the white women at?"

Here's an easy one:
Cop: "Pull over!"
H: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"
F: "Yeah, killer boots, man!"
 
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

"I ain't got time to bleed."
 
Not a movie per say.... but still good for a few one liners.

"I need a weapon."

" Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky Marines!"
 
phrogdriver said:
Barcelona.

Quite a little art picture for a roll-em thread!
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I know it's a stretch, but a movie about a Naval Officer boning European chicks during the cold war is too great to pass up... :D

Okay how about these:

I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001476/
Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n***** gets it!
Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this n*****'* head all over this town!
Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Shut up!
Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/The rule of thumb here is-
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427963/Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
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CWJones411 said:
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"
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There Will Be Blood

raptor10 said:
The rule of thumb here is-
Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
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Boondock Saints


"Grab a brew, don't cost nothin'"
 
Ventilee said:
"Grab a brew, don't cost nothin'"
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Too easy

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How 'bout

"Yep, it's a shame the older kids couldn't be here.... Got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the wild turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his future career!"

"College?"

"Carnival.... Yep, last year he was spreading pixie dust on the tilt-a-whirl. This year he reckons he'll be barking for the yak woman or guessing people's weight"
 
raptor10 said:
I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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5th Element...
 
Xtndr50boom said:
How 'bout

"Yep, it's a shame the older kids couldn't be here.... Got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the wild turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his future career!"

"College?"

"Carnival.... Yep, last year he was spreading pixie dust on the tilt-a-whirl. This year he reckons he'll be barking for the yak woman or guessing people's weight"
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Christmas Vacation
 
raptor10 said:
Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n***** gets it!
Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this n*****'* head all over this town!
Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Shut up!
Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!
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Blazing saddles........ classic comedy
 
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