1- Benefits? BAH. Don't have to live in the Q. BAH if Geo Baching living in Q. IF you can.
Cons- Married.
2- Wake up, deal with email bitching about cockroaches in her apartment. What? You want me to drive 800 miles to kill a fucking bug? Kill it yourself.
Go to gym. Get back from gym, voice mail bitching about how I never answer her call when it's important. Call back. Spend next hour talking her out of quitting school with 1 semester to go on a full ride. Go fly. Get home, eat. Deal with another email bitching that her car is making funny noise. It's under warranty, bring it to the Ford dealer A HALF MILE FROM THE GODDAMN APARTMENT. Get phone call. Convince her that "no, it's not true that HC-4 never deploys and they just fly around Sig and go to Naples/Rome/Milan every weekend". Go to bed at 2130 for 0500 brief. Get woken up at 2300 to listen to some BS about how some other SNA wife called her fat. Find tactful way to say "well, you have gained 30 pounds in 2 months".. Give up on that and just agree with other SNA wife. Hear screaming, hang up, unplug phone.
3- Can't comment
4- Can't comment
"Your mileage may vary."
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