USN Plane Captains

[Alpha_Echo_606]

You beat me to it.

Oh yeah, not only does a little Dexron make you puke...it also causes cancer...oops.

-You know what goes on in flight-e and clean everything that touches your body or mouth before you use it.
-You have or know someone who has safety-wired their hands up in the hellhole so they could sleep and still look busy.
-You know that a creeper in the back of tool room is the most comfortable place to sleep in the world.
-You have almost fell off a helicopter laughing at bulk fuel trying (and failing) to taxi a helicopter.
-You know someone (hopefully it wasn't you) who got suckered into putting their mouth on or around the piss tube.

You added a few that I'm also guilty of. In fact I think I told a sea story about the last one here on Air Warriors.

 

[Aircrew Instruc]

You know what aircraft cleaning compound tastes like.
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MMMM Turko gotta love the numb tongue feeling.

 

[FMRAM]

MMMM Turko gotta love the numb tongue feeling.

One learns really quick to keep the mouth closed when using that nasty stuff.

 

[OSUbeaver]

-You've had your hands on a "donkey d*ck" and know it has nothing to do with livestock.
-You can count to twenty on one hand
-You've had to pump the APU(which some how is empty) while the PC training you grins from ear to ear

That's all I have that wasn't already covered, I spent six weeks doing PC training with VFA-122 as a Sea Cadet so my knowledge is somewhat limited but everyday out on the line was a blast for a kid in high school and I still think about it all the time.

 

[HueyCobra8151]

-You've had your hands on a "donkey d*ck" and know it has nothing to do with livestock.

Unless you are in TJ and you pay double.

 

[Ken_gone_flying]

-you have been told to collect exhaust samples with a plastic bag.
-you have used APU exhaust to dry clothing.
-you have been told or told a new guy that the piss tube was a sound powered telephone.
-you have witnessed someone pumping the aircraft launch bar attempting to increase brake pressure.

 

[MIDNJAC]

-you have witnessed someone pumping the aircraft launch bar attempting to increase brake pressure.

Haha that is truly motivating

 

[wlawr005]

-you have ever pissed in a MAF bag on a cross country
-used a MAF bag to spit dip in
-keep your wallet and keys in a MAF bag
-keep your MAF bag with said wallet and keys in one pocket while putting
FOD in the other...:icon_smil

 

[Marco]

It appears that Navy Plane Captains and Air Force Crew Chiefs have much in common........

 

[Uncle Fester]

Well, on one of my cruises there were the two fine young Americans who were caught going at it in a Tomcat intake.

I don't know if they were PCs or not, but I can't think of anyone else who would be willing to go duct-diving for some ass.

 

[MasterBates]

Did they get a medal, mast or both?

 

[HeloBubba]

- Have mastered filling a grease-gun when the bucket is less than a quarter full.
- Have used moly-b as a simulated turd on a toilet seat.