Updated Mission of the Navy

[Judge Q]

If I were American, I'd be proud, frankly.

If you were American, you'd have good reason, frankly.

Hey, new sigline!

 

[Max the Mad Russian]

Full speed ahead, guys, damn the torpedoes - this had been said in America by naval officer.
We're not gonna count the enemies, guys, we're gonna hit them - this had been said in Russia by infantry officer.
Global war with terror takes both approaches.

 

[Hair Warrior]

If I were American, I'd be proud, frankly.

You do realize that you (or anyone) can become an American, right?

Hey, Oleg Danilovich Kalugin made it here.