Top reasons you've been around Air Warriors too long

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    10. Every time you hear the word "integer" you think of some pimple faced kid that has no business being in the Academy.

    9. You are writing top ten lists in order to put off writing a Russian composition for class.

    8. You once thought an F-16 might have landed on a carrier.

    7. You found your desktop picture at Air Warriors.

    6. You check to see if you have any new rep points when you log on.

    5. Fly Navy is a personality, and no longer a catchy bumper sticker.

    4. You wonder what happened to Patmack, and realize he was just schizophrenic.

    3. You remember when Zab had funny avatars, now they're seriously lacking.

    2. You now look at new girlfriends and consider what Brett may have to say about that.

    1. You were heart broken when you found out that the Navy isn't all choker whites and dining outs.
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  1. Jolly Roger Yes. I am a Pirate.

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    Nice.

    But you forgot one.

    "You remember Wintersibs and what a barrel of laughs that was."
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    eddie Working Plan B

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    You use "knowledges" in regular conversation...
  2. TheBubba 1300 Club

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    You have something to add to, or felt the need to post, the above list.
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    eddie Working Plan B

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    - You give rep for that...
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  3. TurnandBurn55 Drinking, flying, or looking busy!!

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    Did I miss the return of rep points? Goodness.. Surprised that didn't result in merrymaking, confetti-launching, and margaritas for all...
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    scoober78 (HCDAW)

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    You will however notice that Joboy has been scarce...:D
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  4. AllAmerican75 General Purpose Naval Officer

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    Woohoo! The Rep is back!
  5. thull Active Member

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    When you proof read everything for grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, and vulnerabilities to potential Brett flamings.:D
  6. Lawman Its So Easy!

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    And theres something wrong with this?
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    Brett327 Magnum!

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    I do that and look at other people like they're the crazy one. :D

    Brett
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    webmaster Shuffling down the Commissary aisles near you.

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    You all are making me misty eyed going down memory lane....

    Collegeguy, Matt Ward, thermalmoonbeam....

    But, wow, wintersibs has got to be the #1 all time AW's ban titleholder.
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    webmaster Shuffling down the Commissary aisles near you.

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    12. "What % get xxxxx" stopped being funny for you in 2004.
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    13. JetJunkie knows your real name... your callsign... and all your friends names and callsigns...:D


    -jP
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  8. invertedflyer 500 ft. from said obstacle

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    14. You see jpaviator at the speed & angels screening and, although you don't speak to him, you know its him somehow and call him on it later.
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    Brett327 Magnum!

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    13.5. JetJunkie stalks you at the O Club during the Miramar Airshow.

    Brett
  9. invertedflyer 500 ft. from said obstacle

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    14.5 You realize that Brett hasn't posted in a whole 3 hours. Fearing for his safety you scour airwarriors for any recent postings.
  10. JIMMY Registered User

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    LOL, this is turning out pretty well.


    -jP
  11. Stubby Ask the Chief

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    15. You answer every post with:

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  12. DanMa1156 Knighthawks

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    16. You found your USNA sponsor via AW.

    I concede.
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    raptor10 Philosoraptor

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    18. You're upset that A4's lurks around AW in privacy mode, but you totally understand why he does it.
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    Brett327 Magnum!

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    15.5. You respond to stupid questions in real life with:

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    eddie Working Plan B

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    What's privacy mode?
  13. phrogpilot73 Well-Known Member

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    You log on to Airwarriors while drunk, and proceed to post and not remember it in the morning... (I'm not the only one that's done that, am I?)
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  14. MasterBates Well-Known Member

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    19. It becomes a FITREP bullet for you.
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