10. Every time you hear the word "integer" you think of some pimple faced kid that has no business being in the Academy. 9. You are writing top ten lists in order to put off writing a Russian composition for class. 8. You once thought an F-16 might have landed on a carrier. 7. You found your desktop picture at Air Warriors. 6. You check to see if you have any new rep points when you log on. 5. Fly Navy is a personality, and no longer a catchy bumper sticker. 4. You wonder what happened to Patmack, and realize he was just schizophrenic. 3. You remember when Zab had funny avatars, now they're seriously lacking. 2. You now look at new girlfriends and consider what Brett may have to say about that. 1. You were heart broken when you found out that the Navy isn't all choker whites and dining outs.
Did I miss the return of rep points? Goodness.. Surprised that didn't result in merrymaking, confetti-launching, and margaritas for all...
When you proof read everything for grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, and vulnerabilities to potential Brett flamings.
You all are making me misty eyed going down memory lane.... Collegeguy, Matt Ward, thermalmoonbeam.... But, wow, wintersibs has got to be the #1 all time AW's ban titleholder.
13. JetJunkie knows your real name... your callsign... and all your friends names and callsigns... -jP
14. You see jpaviator at the speed & angels screening and, although you don't speak to him, you know its him somehow and call him on it later.
14.5 You realize that Brett hasn't posted in a whole 3 hours. Fearing for his safety you scour airwarriors for any recent postings.
18. You're upset that A4's lurks around AW in privacy mode, but you totally understand why he does it.
You log on to Airwarriors while drunk, and proceed to post and not remember it in the morning... (I'm not the only one that's done that, am I?)